TMI Tuesday, almost NEW YEAR SAME ME

 1. What is the dumbest thing you are reading and writing right now? (uh-huh I know what you’re thinking :p)

 I'm not sure what this means?

2. If you were to start your own country who would sing your national anthem?

 Let It Go from Frozen.  Nobody would be able to get it out of their heads. Idina Menzel.

3. If you were to be eaten by an animal of your choice (and you will die), what animal will eat you? Why?

Polar bear. They are cute and they deserve it, with all this polar ice cap melting stuff.

4. What word makes you smile?

Hedgehog.  Why don't they just share the hedge?

5. What word makes you cringe?

Subby

Bonus: Will you board the love train? Already there.

Sex Symbols TMI

 1. Are movie star sex symbols a thing of the past?

Definitely not.  I think movie stars are mostly valued for their sex appeal.  That's why we're always getting new ones.

2. Who was your favorite sex symbol while you were growing up?

This is embarrassing, but Mark Hamill in Star Wars seemed cute when I was a teenager.  Now I can't figure out why and I'm more of a Harrison Ford (in anything) fan.

3. Of present day stars, who do you consider to be a legitimate sex symbol? Why?

Christina Hendricks. Why? Watch Firefly, or Mad Man, and you can see her. 

4. Do you have what it takes to be a sex symbol? Tell us at least 3 things that make you a sex symbol (or not).

Gosh, no. Not in the broad public sense of the term. I suppose I could be sexy to a few people who know me and like me that way.
Why not?   Well, it's kind of obvious to me I don't think I need to elaborate why not. 

5. The following can be celebrities or people in your life.
– Name someone who was sexy younger and is still sexy today? (à la Helen Mirren).   Sure. My Master. Mystique. And heck, me. I think I'm a bit sexy in attitude anyway.

– Name someone who was a bit goofy when younger but has gotten sexy with age? (à la Jeff Goldblum) Neil Patrick Harris.

– Name someone who was sexy when younger but has lost that sex appeal?  The sands of time have shifted in her once hourglass figure.  I don't know, maybe Natalie Portman. 

Bonus: Name a sex symbol living or dead whose bedroom skills you would not mind testing out?  Diana Rigg was a very big sex symbol to me, before she died.  I think if I could have gone back in time and gotten her to whip me... yes, please, I would do that.

How will you please your Master?

 I'm not primarily a brat, in the BDSM sense, but every now and then I get the urge to be a bit...  naughty.

The other morning Master took me upstairs with the intention of having his way with me.  He got me naked and then stood close looking down at me.  

"How will you please your Master?" he said, looking all serious.  I noticed how cold my hands were and how warm his tummy was right in front of them.  I put my cold, cold hands on his warm, warm stomach and said (I still can't believe it!) "I can make your stomach nice and cold".  I thought it was hilarious, but he had me bend over and stay like that while he went to get the misery stick.

He gave me one really hard whack with it, which was enough to make me rethink my answer when he asked me the same question again.  This time I said "I could suck your cock, Master".

He had me get on my knees and do that while he continued to hit my shoulders and ass with the stick, but none of them were as hard as that first extremely painful blow.