Tuesday, June 29, 2021

TMI Tuesday

 1. What’s the most stressful thing in your life right now


2. True or False. The best way to get over an ex is to get under someone new.

I have no idea.  I think it's ok for some people, but not others. 

3. Is rebound sex empowering or does it leave you feeling lonelier?

I have no idea.  I have never done that. 

4. Would you rather watch porn every night forever or never watch porn again?

Never watch porn again. I barely watch any now.

5. Would you rather go to bed alone forever or share a bed with someone forever?

Share a bed forever. Sniffle.

Bonus: You must pick one and explain. Would you rather your mom or your ex set up and run your dating apps?

What ex?  I don't know, of course I will pick neither because I've never done a dating app. 

I guess these weren't the best questions for me personally.

However I got fucked with a giant stick today, so that was fun. 

Sunday, June 27, 2021

Sing A Song

 My Master sings me song sometimes while he is caning me and I love it.  It feels like he's putting me into a kind of trance with the rhythm and the beating, shocking me out of it every few minutes with an especially hard stroke. 

You may have guessed from my Master's health and from my lack of kinky writings lately that we aren't playing very much anymore, and you would be right.  However, when he's feeling good we still do some things and I enjoy them all the more now.  

Last night he started out with a slow and mournful song:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_G4eq9Fudc&ab_channel=Notasthinkasudrunkim.

Then he sang Waltzing Matilda and moved on to Yellow Submarine and then most of The Beatles' Abbey Road.  

Then he made me orgasm a few times and we curled into each other to sleep.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

TMI Tuesday

 1. What attracts you to a blog–makes you read it again and again or subscribe?

Is it about kinky or D/s relationships?  Does it continue to have new posts occasionally? Then I will probably subscribe.  I'm not that interested in product reviews or people who are negative toward kinks that I like.  

2. Life is short. What do you still need to get done before your life ends?

Launch some nestlings (children). 

3. Which pick up line are you most likely to use? (You must pick one)

So, how do you feel about whips?  

a. You’re beautiful/handsome. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?

b. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

c. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.

d. I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

Oh! I thought I was making my own.  These are cheesy but the least bad one is a.  

4. What makes you feel truly loved?

A giant long hug, or snuggling close.  

5. What emotion do you experience the most?

Worry.  That's terrible, isn't it?  But I'm trying to be honest here. 

Bonus: In the word ‘scent’, which letter is silent? S or C?

Both of them.  It starts with an invisible "Z".  If letters can be silent, they should also have the ability to be invisible.   

Monday, June 14, 2021

Plinko Challenge

 Does everyone know what Plinko is?  I didn't until I moved to Wisconsin.  I had no idea, but here it seems like everyone knows this thing.  It's a carnival type game where you drop a disk through a peg board and then it can land in a variety of slots at the bottom.  I went to a Pride Celebration event with my kids on Saturday and one of the sex education booths had a Plinko game where you answer a trivia question chosen by the peg board drop and win a prize. 

The person before me got the question "How many legs does a spider have?"  I thought, oh, this is going to be easy, I'm going to get a flag or a pride pin or something for free.  I did my disk drop and got the question 

"How many people in Wisconsin have HIV but don't know they are infected? 

Huh?  I was hoping for the spider-level question. 

I had no idea, but the person at the booth gave me a hint that it was in the 4 digits.  I guessed way high- the real answer was something just over 1000.  
I got a prize anyway though.  Because, of course, the point is education.  

Then my oldest kid tried it and he got a how to use a condom question, which he answered correctly (yay!).  I can't believe he is 20 years old now, amazing.  

Kinky podcasts

 It seems like podcasts are the new blogs. 

I wanted to promote a couple of good ones that I listen to:

But, that's not my point 

https://www.patreon.com/posts/52386323  This is a brand new podcast, but I've been reading and enjoying her writing for years.  She's funny and serious, and insightful, and now I find out she has a great voice.

Social Intercourse

https://www.patreon.com/m/socialintercourse  or https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9zb2NpYWxpbnRlcmNvdXJzZS5saWJzeW4uY29tL3Jzcw/episode/MDZhNGZiMzgtMjkyMC00MGQyLThkOTQtMzNiZDAxYzUxZWMy?hl=en&ved=2ahUKEwjv15qEgZfxAhVLaM0KHQ0HBBEQjrkEegQIAhAF&ep=6 I've been listening to this one for months, and it's educational and fun.   She always has good guests.   

Do you have any favorite podcasts related to kink? 

TMI Tuesday

 “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet” –William Shakespeare, “Romeo and Juliet.”

1. You have started your own sex themed business. What is the name of your business? What is your specialty service or product? BONUS: In one or two sentences, what is your business’s slogan or motto?

Whores-R-Us?  It has just the right ring of class.  The slogan is "Whip it. Whip it good".  

2. You have to write a 10-word message to the man/woman of your dreams, what would you say?

“I end where you begin
And begin where you end;
You are my Earth’s horizon
And the axis on which it spins”
―poem by Eric Overby, Legacy

it's a bit more than 10 words.

*3. What’s the word or string of words your partner can say to you that sends you over the edge the quickest?

When he says things like "You are mine. I'm going to use you",  I get all excited. 

4. What is the nickname of your partner’s pussy or dick? Did you name it or was it already called that.

Yeah, I named it. No, I'm not sharing the name! 

5. What would you call yourself if you could choose your own name?

Ancilla ksst ( I already did choose). 

Tuesday, June 8, 2021

TMI Tuesday

 1. What do you have against reality?

People are mostly dumber in real life than they are in fiction. 

2. Do you feel like you are maintaining a healthy balance between leisure, time for self, career, physical activity, and those you care about?

I don't have as much (any) career as I should.  

3. What is a fantasy you have that you really want to come true?

My Master would be healthy again.  

4. What is the most impulsive thing you have ever done?

I gave away a puppy.  Normally I think long and hard about it, and make prospective puppy owners answer all kinds of questions.  And I don't give them away free.  But I had a puppy with some issues once.  She was very sweet to me and to the kids, but she didn't like my Master after he once yelled at her for stealing the toddler's favorite stuffed toy.  Most puppies would be like "Ooops, sorry, don't steal the toys" or they would forget they got in trouble five minutes later.  This puppy was like "I hate you forever now".   So I was at a trial with my 2 little puppies, about 10 weeks old.  I had entered the older dogs and brought the puppies along.  I was hanging out on the back of my car and the judge walked by.  My little shit puppy jumped out and bit him on the heel.  He laughed and said "I like that pup!".  I had known him for years and he's owned these dogs for years, so I said "Do you want her?"  She lived a long and happy life as a working dog on his farm.  

5. You are being given an all expense paid vacation, and you must leave for vacation tomorrow. Considering your current mood, state of mind, feelings–will you take the vacation alone, with a friend or with family? Why? (Choose one)

Probably by myself.  It doesn't have as much to do with my mood as with everyone else.  

Bonus: How do you feel most of the time? Happy? Anxious? Satisfied? Sad?

Anxious is probably the best descriptor.  

Friday, June 4, 2021

Slavie Task

 My Master is on the phone with the pharmacy and they have him on hold for EVER with the worst music and poor sound quality, so my slave task of the day was to listen to the music until the person came on to talk to him. 

This is for a medication he's been trying to get for three weeks.  For one reason and another they can't seem to send it to him.  

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