It is totally not fair to expect math problems to be solved under the impact of caning.
Which I suppose is why it is fun for him.
I was doing ok on simple multiplication, only missing one, but when he got to algebra I was screwed.
Heh.
And then he wanted me to get up and make breakfast, but he kept whacking me with the great big stick. My body was all limp.
Just a few more minutes of lying down?
"Slave, get up and make breakfast or I will beat you!"
Whack whack!
"Ummmm?"
"Food!" Whack whack!
Ok, I'm going. But he does need to work on his incentives.
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I left out the part where he was chanting in time with each stroke of the cane "Waffles, biscuits, pancakes, waffles, biscuits, pancakes, waffles..."
DeleteI took 3 levels of algebra, and fuck me if I could do any of it now.
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