TMI Tuesday, or what the heck day is it today?

 1. When was the last time you tried something new?

I was complaining about how boring I find grocery shopping, and my kid challenged me to try something new each time I go there, so that is my new thing of the past few weeks.  The latest thing I tried was some prepared Indian soups- spinach I did not like, but the dal is really good if I add some cumin and pepper.  It was a little to mildly spiced for me.  It makes just one bowl- good for a lunch.  

2. Who do you sometimes compare yourself to?

Not really anyone.  Or maybe everyone. I try not to do this.  

3. What gets you excited about life?

Breathing.  Even when it is so cold I don't want to go for an actual walk out in nature, I can still go for a walk in my mind and breathe in the natural scents and strengths of the world.  Breathe in, breathe out.  

4. Are you satisfied with your work?

Hmm, not really.  

5. What have people most often praised you for?

Pie. Biscuits. Sex. 

Bonus: When you think of your home, what immediately comes to mind?

All the dogs that live here.  

How Exciting Is This?

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Red Light Green Light

 There is a new game Master has.  It starts with a green light, and I can use my hand or my mouth or both to please him.  Then there is a red light call and I have to stop, just for a second, and then I get a green light.  He has a porno on telling me what to do.  It's like this:  Red Light Green Light.

This is what we did for lunch today, until he wanted to fuck me.  

Zipper

 I've been doing zoom socials/ games a couple times a week with the same people and we have a lot of fun.  One of them is a True, Dare or Bad Poetry game. If you are not afraid to be on camera and participate, everyone is welcome to join in.  There will be nudity and also some Cards Against Humanity.  The next one is tomorrow: https://fetlife.com/events/962593

 

 Sometimes my Master joins in for a short time, like last night when I was sitting there innocently zooming in bed and he came up behind me with clothespins for my tits.  Then he brought out the floggers and I had to move the laptop out of the way so he could give me a nice flogging.  He started playing with my cunt (this was all on camera still- meanwhile the others were just going on with the game- these things happen at kinky Truth or Dare) but I was pretty sore and when I began wincing he went back to the floggers instead.  I got dared just then to read a parable while I continued to be flogged.  It's not as hard as it sounds, but it was hilarious.

Afterward, Master said we should really do a clothespin zipper next time, but he didn't know where it was.  I found it in the morning behind a bookshelf in our room and brought it out and dusted it for him.  I'm such an instrument of my own doom that after he did two zippers across my breasts he asked me if we should do another, this time on my cunt lips and I said yes. 

We fucked for a while, and I came, then he told me he had another game to play.  There is a girl who does red light green light on youporn. You can look it up if you want, her name is Saffron.  Master wanted me to follow along, working on him as she gave the commands green light (stroking/sucking) and red light (stop).  That was a pretty fun game too and it ended with me making him come. 

January 6, a date which will live in infamy

 When a group of white supremacist Trumpers tried to over throw the US government, and succeeded in looting the capitol and terrorizing Senators of all political stripes.  One terrorist was shot and killed.  The President is holed up at the White House, hopefully in private despair over what he has wrought (although he will never admit a fault publicly).

TMI Tuesday Holly Days

 *1. What was the best part of your holiday season?* 

My family.  Having both kids at home. And sweetrolls.

*2. Did you have the opportunity to get down and dirty over the holidays? Please share.*

Yes, we are always getting down and dirty.  I just can't get into the mood to write about it anymore, sorry.  

*3. You receive a gift from a family member that is exactly what you DID NOT want. Do you:  

a. Smile politely and bin it at the first opportunity? 

b. Say thank you and re-gift it next year?

 c. Do some detective work and return it at the first opportunity? 

d. Try and tactfully suggest something more appropriate for next time?*

Keep it around for 10 years until you forget who gave it to you and then throw it out is not an option? 

 4. Sex toys as gifts yea or nay? Was there a time when you unexpectedly opened something R-rated in front of your family? Tell us about it.

I vote yes, if you are in that kind of relationship with someone. But you should make sure to have them open it in a private setting so they don't get embarrassed.   No, it has never happened that something was "accidentally" R rated in front of family. That sounds like it must have on purpose, anyway. 

5. What is the best present your significant other has given you?
 

A new computer. Also, the good D.

Bonus:  Share your New Year’s resolution(s) or reasons why you do not make them.

I don't make them because I don't see the point.  I'm going to do what I do.