Sunday, December 29, 2013

It's Not Here, That's Where

Watching "How I Met Your Mother", I got this idea.  I turned to Master and said playfully,

"Let's fight so we can have make-up sex!"

 He said "Shut up, cunt, and behave yourself."

 I looked down, "Yes, Master."

 Then he said "You're not doing it right, where is the fight?"

I just snuggled up to his shoulder and smiled at him.  I guess I'm not that interested in make-up sex after all.
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