I had a dream last night in which I was running around serving breakfast to people and didn't get any coffee. I kept wanting coffee but I never had time to pour myself a cup. It was terrible.
Master told me it was probably a sign from God that he (Master) should ban me from all coffee drinking.
I said "I'm thinking about making coffee bans a hard limit".
He said "Nice try, slave, you don't get limits."
Oh yeah.
But then he said it was a good thing for me that he didn't really believe in signs from God.
So, I still get coffee, right?
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Coffee restriction is a hard limit for me. I mean, if he wants to live to make it to work.
ReplyDeleteI'm relying on his good will and love for me and really being a nice, nice Master here! See, nice isn't all bad.
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