Fifty Shades of Earl Grey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8G0qhswflo

I'm loving all the parody trailers that have been coming out, but this might be my favorite.  

This morning I was in the shower with Master and was still quoting and laughing over this bit of the above clip:

Grey: "I exercise caffeine in all things".
Girl:   "You must have to pee a lot."

Then Master motioned for me to kneel, and after he'd finished watering me copiously and everywhere I quipped:

"You must drink tea a lot".  

I think I'm hilarious.