How to be a Dom

This post was suggested by my Master, as the second part of his answer to the question on how to be a Dom or Master, and did he ever have doubts about what he was doing. 

"Just wing that mother", he says.

And it has to come with a cartoon, per instructions!  

Thank you, Berkley Breathed!  And hey, no one tell him about this because I didn't ask to use his cartoon.