Ten things I appreciate today:
1. Gummy vitamins.
2. Fall weather on a sunny day.
3. Dogs that are always happy.
4. Dorky jokes.
5. My friends are funny.
6. Having a really sore cunt.
7. The earth hasn't fallen into the sun yet.
8. Plucking hairs with tweezers (yes, I enjoy this, no judging).
9. Coffee.
10. Sausage biscuits.
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I love plucking. And Vacuuming. It's the instant gratification of watching it be gone!
ReplyDeleteI like vacuuming with my new machine, it's working for me.
DeleteWhat are sausage biscuits 😆
ReplyDeleteI am not quite sure but I have been guessing that you're from over the pond from your posts. What you call biscuits we call cookies. When I hear sausage biscuits, I think of this:
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You take a biscuit, which is more like a scone than a cookie, but butteryier, and slice it in half and put a sausage patty inside.
Delete#8 oh I'm judging. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy best friend likes it too, she also like popping pimples. Lol.
Hahahaha, no, no judging!
DeleteNo, dear, you DO NOT need this; you need the Holy Spirit to pull youse outta this. Satan's fully enabled in botha youse, my brudda. Break-out. Riseabove. If you dont, the Warning's gonna come warning the whole world what we mortal's do is very offensive to God and you'll be asked to repent in SIX, WHOLE, WEEKS.
ReplyDeleteChoose: what's to prevent U.S. from love making in Seventh-Heaven for eternity? Answer? Absolutely nothing.
trustNjesus.
Meet me Upstairs.
Let's getta Big-Ol beer...
gotta lotta tok bout.
Huh?
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