One Downside

One downside to cleaning the house naked on a hot September day is that even in the heat of late summer the basement remains cool. Which feels nice and refreshing, right up to the point where you are reaching waaaay down into the bottom of the washing machine to pull out the last of the clothes and your tit brushes the absolutely freezing metal side of machine, making you leap, shriek and frighten any dogs which happen to be about. Dogs who spring into barking action instantly like the valiant defenders they are.

Intruder! Intruder! Alert!

It's not just me with this problem, is it?