Lying in bed last night I asked my Master if I had been a good slave.
He said "You are the best slave. I don't even know why you are such a good slave for me."
I got a naughty impulse then, and said "I don't either. It would be a lot easier to be a half-assed slave, wouldn't it?"
He casually commented "Then I would have to beat your ass. Not in a nice way."
I guess I know why I work so hard to be a good slave after all.
Sometimes I just like to be reminded.
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It seems that being a half-assed slave would take a lot more work. Reminders are good :-)
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't even know that I spent hours yesterday morning trying to get rid of a bad smell in the carpet from where the dog threw up.
DeleteLest we forget... love the reminder!
ReplyDeleteThis feels so familiar. sometimes i tease BIKSS like that too. he usually manages to remind me quite quickly why it is in my best interest to be a good little.
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