My random thoughts:
Don't give up your day job. Wait, what day job?
Am I dancing on the beat? I have no idea. I hope so. I better wiggle my butt more.
OMG people are looking at me.
They are smiling. Master is practically drooling. I guess I'm doing ok.
Smile! Look sexy!
Dammit, can I stop now? Does this song never end?
Oh, look, dollar bills! I'm supposed to pick them up in some fancy way but I have no idea how. I shall use my fingers.
Now what do I do with them? Dance around with bills in my hands, that is a "no". Ah, I will give them to Master, but he's trying to give me one too. He wants me do take it with my boobs!
I can do this.
Smile! Try not to look terrified.
I hope I'm not dripping on the stage.
What am I supposed to do with this pole?
Umm, wiggle ass?
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haha that was funny to read. i bet it was an experience to remember huh?
ReplyDeleteI always saw an allure to pole dancing. It is a shame I am too much of a cluts. What a compliment that they enjoyed watching you!
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOOO
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