1. why are you single? n/a
2. why are you married or in your current monogamous relationship? Because I fell in love with him. Being married was the thing to do when you plan to stay together forever in my mind.
3. is polyamory something you want? Yes. I didn't used to, but now that I've tried it, this is something I enjoy.
4. what is the gender of your best friend? Master (male) is my best friend.
5. what do you think is the worst thing about being male? Having a penis and balls. Hahaha, bet you weren't expecting that! So untidy, sticking out all over the place when you don't really want it to. Vulnerable to injury. Not that every male has a penis, just the cis males.
bonus: why are you sexy? Because I'm a wanton slutty slut. And tits are awesome.
| I want a man with the slow hands. Well, ok, any hands will do. |
LoL Ancilla, love your answers, especially No 5 lol
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tits ARE awesome. I thought that said SNL Edition for a moment, we need SNL in the summers, SNL Summer Stock, so we can see Kate McKinnon's Marianne Williamson impression
ReplyDeleteeveryday when I walk down the street I have the overwhelming fear that i'm gonna get my penis caught in something and it won't come out. I should probably start wearing pants.
HTMIT :)
And not stand so close to mailboxes.
DeleteI also loved your answer to number five. <3
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