TMIT

 1. Do you typically wake up feeling optimistic? 

I wake up in pain but feeling optimistic that it will get better if I get up and move around. 

2. Do you pursue your passions?

Yes!  

3. If your life was affected by covid19 lockdowns/restrictions how have you pursued your passions during the pandemic?

Like a few other people, I discovered during the pandemic that I make a very good hermit indeed.  I like being alone, or with just my family "bubble" people.  I continue training dogs and I got really into painting. 

4. Is there a conversation you need to have with someone but you have avoided? Tell us the basic subject and your relationship to the person.

Oh... probably.  See the bonus question for lacking of detail.  

5. Fill in the blank. When my partner is around I feel _____ .

Good or bad, depending on how he's feeling. I pick up mood like sticktights.  

Bonus:  Are you living in reality or a fabricated fantasy?

C.  I think the only way to make it through some days is firm denial.  I faced a lot of stuff in therapy but now that we stopped going I think denial, blocking and distraction is fine.   

TMIT

 1. Your first night out after covid19 lock-down and you catch a friend making a drunken pass at your significant other. Which of the following most mirrors your feelings or thoughts?

a. Ignore it, they are drunk off their ass.

b. Alcohol is a truth serum, true feelings come out and this false friend is after my honey.

c. Well, my babe is pretty hot so I can’t blame them for making a move.

d. After a year of lock-down, people are likely to flirt with a lamp-post. It is no big deal.

e. Hmmm, I wonder if this friend is up for a threesome?

 Hahha, which friend?  
Might be e, depending, or just not a big deal (d).  

2. True or False. I am so bored with vanilla sex?

I don't know about bored, but I haven't had any completely vanilla sex in years.  It's always a little kinky, in my opinion.  

3. Is it unreasonable to hope for mind-blowing sex when you have been together for several years?

Nope.  Years, decades, whatever.  

4. Name two things that could doom your current romantic relationship?

Uh, death and taxes, I mean just death.  

5. A local sex educator is holding orgasm classes–as in how to give an orgasm. Would you sign up to be a student or be the demonstration model?

Probably not. If I have to choose one I'll be the demo model. 

Bonus: May 18 is World No Dirty Dishes Day. How will you celebrate?

That was yesterday because I'm behind on writing blogs.  I guess I will celebrate next year.  I don't know how you get through a whole day without making dirty dishes.  Maybe just eat cereal out of the box?  Doesn't sound real fun.  

There are so many hummingbirds outside! It should be world hummingbird day.  

Still kicking

 We are still hanging in there. My Master had to have surgery for something probably not cancer related, so he was off work for about a month and very restless.  The less he goes to work the more he misses it!  But today and and last week a couple days he went in.  He also hasn't had chemo for a while because of the surgery.  Everyone in the family has had their covid shots now, so we are open for having vaccinated visitors.  We've been having a bunch, too.  

We got our porch fixed last week, and I started the garden planting yesterday.  We had 15 lambs born in April, so I had little spare time to write.  I did do some painting.  

There hasn't been any BDSM lately, so nothing to write there.  

TMI Tuesday

 Would you rather: 

Have sex with someone who never showers or someone who never brushes their teeth?

If those are the only options then c. never have sex again.  GROSS.

Only have sex in the shower for the rest of your life or only have sex on the floor for the rest of your life?

Shower sex is VERY difficult and not that fun.  Floor sex, on the other hand, can be really good.

Cry every time you had sex or burp every time someone kissed you?

The first one is actually kinda hot, so I'd pick that.  

Find out the last person you had sex with was your long lost cousin or that the person you last had sex with was a brutal serial killer?

Probably cousin.  Definitely cousin.  I don't want anything to do with serial killers. 

Bonus: Would you rather always say what you are thinking or never be able to speak again?

Always say what I am thinking.  Although, that sounds pretty bad too. 

TMI Tuesday Ifs, Ands and Butts

 If, Ands, and Butts

1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?

a. Shinier hair, hands down.

b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.

c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.

d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.

I think I would do C, if it will remove under eye sag.  I think my hair and skin are ok. 

2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?

All these dead appliances.  I'm sure there are five of them.  

3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?

It would be a lot like this one, a farmhouse, but with a better kitchen and new siding, and a few other updates and improvements.  The stairs wouldn't be so narrow and twisted (we had to take most of our furniture upstairs in through a window).  Oh, and it would have a secret door that leads to a dungeon, soundproof. 

4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?  

Nope. 

Zappy

 I was down on my knees begging like an eager puppy, at least in my mind that was how I felt.   As he deliberately unbuckled his belt and lowered his zipper, my mouth began to water in anticipation.  

I leaned forward to just touch my lips to it and 

ZAP

 I got the jolt of static shock right on my lip.  I figured he must have felt it too and I apologized.  He was smiling when he said it hurt me more than it hurt him.  This time as I leaned in I made sure to touch the side of his thigh with my hand first.   

"ZAP!"  There was a jolt but no shock, this time the jolt was just him wiggling his dick with his hand and saying ZAP to me.   I instantly jumped back as if I really had been shocked, but then I was laughing too much to do anything else.  

Would You Rather?

 "Breathe or orgasm?" he demanded in a low menace. 

My lungs and mind were screaming out "Breathe! Breathe now!" but I couldn't say anything out loud because he held my mouth and nose closed and captive.  I was riding his cock.  The vibrator buzzed against my clit and my body was on the verge of orgasm, but just at that moment, which seemed endless, it was the urgent need to breathe that captivated my attention.  He took his hand away and I gulped in for just one breath before he blocked my airways again.   In a few minutes it would be time for orgasm, but now it was only time to think of breathing.