Monday, April 30, 2018

TMI Tuesday: Would You Rather?

1. Would you rather wrestle naked in a pool of Jello or chocolate pudding?

Neither one sounds fun to me at all, but I'll pick the chocolate pudding because it's tastier.

2. Would you rather have sex in your parents’ bed or at a mattress store?

Definitely the mattress store.  Fear of getting caught?  Hot.

3. Would you rather have sex on a beach in Hawaii or behind a waterfall in Brazil?

I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, so I'll pick that one even though sex on the beach is a lot less fun than it should be (tried it).

4. Would you rather be on top riding your lover all night or taken/taking them from behind all night long? Why?

I love being taken from behind.  I like both, but that one is the best.  It's so deep and hard.

5. Would you rather have sex with only one person watching but they know it’s you or with 50 people watching and have them not know it is you?

I don't think it makes any difference. I've been watched while having sex lots of times by lots of people and most of them know me. 

Bonus: Would you rather have to pay for sex or be paid to have sex? Explain.

I'd rather be paid for sex.  It's sort of a humiliation/whore fantasy that I don't really want to live out but I wouldn't mind role playing it.   The idea of paying for sex makes my wallet hurt. If I had a wallet.

Sunday, April 29, 2018

Really Good Week Here

Master has been really horny ever since our date last weekend.  I don't think this is a coincidence.  Yay for me, right?

He's been fucking me at least once or twice a day except for Monday when he worked all day and night too.

Yesterday we spent several hours in bed, doing a little bit of everything.  I tied him up and pleasured him.  He had me wear the buttplug and beat me with a leather strap.   I dreamed about being put on display and teased for hours after that.  It was a really hot but frustrating dream and I woke up wishing I had his cock in my mouth again.   Instead I got up and made pancakes.   

Friday, April 27, 2018

GOOD morning FFF 13

I lost 3!!! pounds this week!  I'm not sure how, unless my weigh in last week was wrong because of my scale being a bit wonky, but I'll take it.    The spring weather has been encouraging me to get out and walk lots, and while I'm walking I'm not snacking (as much).

4/20 18 carbs, 20 minute walk

4/21 18 carbs, 25 minute walk and a 1.25 hour walk

4/22  We're not going to talk about Sunday since I didn't write anything down.  There was a lot of sex-ercise though.  And Culvers. 

4/23 14 carbs, a 45 minute walk and then another 45 minutes later on.

4/24  9 carbs, 2 hours of walking and Pokemon-ing.

4/25 39 carbs ( I got super hungry for KFC coleslaw at lunch)  25 minutes of walk, then another hour walk.

4/26  17 carbs, a 35 minute walk and then 20 minutes later that would have been longer but it started to rain so Master and I headed home early. 


Thursday, April 26, 2018

With Bells On

 During our play on Tuesday, Master fastened these bells to my labia and made me jump around to ring them.  It was very festive, even in the off season. 

Survey Says

One thing my Master requires me to do for a little extra money is belong to a survey taking website.  I get paid (very little) to take each survey, but doing them consistently over a week can make enough to go out to eat at a restaurant once.  I get in trouble with my Master if I stop doing them consistently.   Normally they are extremely boring, but I love it when they have something to do with sex (naturally).   

One that I took a couple days ago was about my sexual response cycle and it had some questions about my last two times of sexual intercourse.   The sponsor was Brigham Young University, of all things!  The Mormons are wondering about my sex life!   

The most amusing part to me that the most recent time had been Sunday night, and was pretty normal for us, and nothing too unusual happened (or at least nothing I wanted to tell the BYU people about).  But the time before that was Sunday afternoon when we spent several hours engaged in threeway sex and BDSM.  I did mention both of those in my survey.  Hopefully they won't throw out my results for being "too out there".  :) :) 

My Master was curious about it, so he went and took the same survey Tuesday morning.  He made me kneel at his feet on the kitchen floor and suck his cock as he answered the questions.  I kept trying to peep up there and see what he was saying.  At least he didn't put down "I'm having sex right now" because I don't think they would have believed it. 

Wednesday, April 25, 2018


It's my word of the evening.  I'm slouched in my chair, with my tea, my thighs still slick with fluids and his come gently trickling out of my cunt.  I'm sleepy but not ready for bed.  I'm thinking about brothels, and how that would feel.  I feel quite dissipated. 

Top 5 Thoughts I Masturbate To

1.  Serving at a perverted dinner party.  I'm naked. There are other slave girls there serving with me.  The guests and Master fondle as much as they want, and sometimes there is fucking.  Sometimes there is crawling and humiliation and being pissed on, having to eat on the floor.

2.  Being treated like a cow.  You may have seen those hucow cartoons or porn?  Yeah, that.

3.   Tentacles.  Groping.  ufff

4.  Remembering the last time Master was fucking/beating/fondling me.

5.  Images in my mind of watching Master fucking someone else.


Monday, April 23, 2018

Master and I had a date!

We had plans for meeting a friend for sexytimes last weekend, but due to the snow we couldn't even leave our house hardly, much less drive 100 miles.  So we had to cancel, which was sad.  But amazingly enough we were able to reschedule for Sunday, yesterday, and we spent a delightful afternoon engaging in our favorite forms of debauchery with her, including a board game.  

Afterward we went out to eat all together and I had an amazing Mulligatawny soup.  I sat there wondering if the waitress noticed the miasma of sex surrounding our trio, since none of us had showered.  

When you add to that Master and I doing some Pokemon raids early in the morning in absolutely beautiful spring-like weather, walking at the park later on in the evening, and then Master fucking me again at bedtime, it just doesn't get any better than this.  

Friday, April 20, 2018

Is It Supposed To Burn That Way?

After many, many months of little to no buttsex, Master gave my ass a thorough plundering this week.   I had worn the butt plug beforehand, while he beat me and then fucked me.  He had me take it out so he could finish in my ass.   I lay on my stomach on the bed and attempted to relax.  I made a lot of sounds- screaming, crying, etc.; not sure how relaxed I was.  He ordered me not to jump away. Then I bit down on a wad of blanket until he finished.   I immediately noticed a slightly hot sensation back there.  Which turned into burning ring of fire and I rushed to the bathroom where I.... blah blah blah.... skip that part.

I accused him of eating hot chili peppers, because that's what it felt like was in his cum!  I don't know if that is a real thing that happens, though.   What do you think? 

Fit for Friday 12

Soooo, this week I didn't do very well.  I gained 2 pounds in fact.  I blame the weather induced gloom.  We had all kinds of fun plans for the weekend, which were mostly cancelled by 28 inches of snow.  Yes, that is right.  Over two feet of fucking snow.  Happy spring, right?   I shoveled a lot.  I went for few walks.  I ate pancakes and cheerios to my heart's content.

4/13  11 carbs, 20 minute walk, 1 hour of heavy cleaning

4/14  9 carbs, 15 minutes of snow shoveling

4/15  So many PANCAKES.   snow shoveling- a lot.

4/16  UGH.  

4/17  A whole box of Honey Nut Cheerios.  50 minute walk.

4/18  14 carbs, 30 minute walk (starting to worry, knowing FFF is coming soon.)

4/19 11 carbs,  40 minute walk

Next week: fewer pancakes, more walks.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Carpe Penis-um

I was debating with myself which title was better, the one above, or "If you see a loophole, grab it and stroke it".

The other morning I woke up horny (what else is new- ha!) and I lay still waiting for the alarm to go off.   I'm not supposed to wake Master up.   Before the alarm went off, he got up to use the bathroom, so when he came back, first I snuggled up to him.  He snuggled back.  Then I started fondling his butt and he didn't stop me.  So I moved around to the front and began stroking his penis.  He mumbled something, I think it was "That's nice" so I kept going.   

He rolled over me and started fucking me right away.

It's a good beginning to any day!

Friday, April 13, 2018


Finding a good source of hay is a huge weight off my mind.  It's one of those things that has been difficult and troublesome in  past years- either we got stuck trying to get out of the other farmer's driveway, or the hay was expensive or not good quality, or just a really far drive, or I call people and they don't call me back.   It was not very smart on my part to keep putting it off because of my fears of it being difficult, however, I did put it off until the situation was critical, as in "We need hay in two days".

But thanks to Craig's List, I found someone selling hay just 13 miles from home, and though they couldn't deliver, I went and picked up 11 bales in my new minivan, and then went back again for another 11 bales.  There is plenty more if I need it.  It wasn't snowing, or raining, we didn't get the car stuck, it was good hay at a super good price, and my older kid helped me. The van is a complete mess and my back is hurting, but the sheep are happy. 

Fit For Friday 11

4/6  19 carbs, 30 minute walk and a 25 minute walk.

4/7 so many carbs!  We went out for Indian food for our monthly get together and I ate all the breads and rice.   One little 15 minute walk.

4/8 19 carbs, a 20 minute walk and a 15 minute walk later on.

4/9  36  carbs (I'm noticing a trend this week, ack!) 15 minute walk and a 40 minute walk/jog.

4/10  11 carbs.  Struggling back on track. A 15 minute not very brisk walk and a 35 minute walk later. 

4/11 15 carbs.  1 hour walk and then a 30 minute walk.

4/12 16 carbs.  20 minute walk/jog and then 40 minutes of moving hay bales.  Then another hour of walking at night.  I was exhausted!

And the final result for the week:  I lost a pound or maybe half a pound, it's hard to tell with my scale wavering between.  But I didn't gain any!! Bring on the Indian foods! 

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Oh yes!

For a while I thought it was going to be "oh no".  My Master was super tired yesterday, but he also wanted to play with me, which eventually won out over tiredness and he ordered me upstairs.  

He did not like how slowly I was moving and I got a few kicks and a lot of slaps with the leather strap for that.  He pushed me to the floor and I was still fumbling with my clothes trying to get my pants and shoes unwound from my legs so I was slow again in taking his cock.  I got more slaps for that.

He beat on me with many implements in many positions, including the bull whip.  It was a fantastic day for me, a long awaited Tuesday of fun.  We had missed a few of those because of kids being out of school.

Monday, April 9, 2018

TMI Tuesday: Do You?

1. To prepare for this week you will. . . a. Do 100 push-ups a day b. Fall asleep to acid house c. Drink gasoline for breakfast d. Play TMI Tuesday

Well, d, obviously!
2. So you entered a cunnilingus contest. What would be your special skill? You know that winning move that would render a woman weak in the knees and make her cum all over your face.

My special skill (I hope, I certainly have not received any prizes for this yet) would be listening to her moans and body language to find just the right spot and technique.

3. Would you say that any acts of bdsm are cathartic for you? If yes, which ones? Do you find you need those acts because you know they are cathartic?

Pain.  All sorts of pain.  Spanking, whipping, slapping, all that good stuff.  

4. Do you believe in: Ghosts?  Maybe. Aliens?  Out there somewhere? Maybe.  Here on earth already? No. Climate change?  Yes, this isn't even in the same category as the other two.

5. What is your favorite game to play that a lot of people have never heard of or don’t play?

Exploding Kittens, or the newest one: Bears Vs. Babies.

Bonus:  What’s the most amount of money you’d be willing to spend on:

– Car?  Probably too much, whatever my new car costed.  Two car payments is difficult.
– Couch?  I haven't bought a couch in 16 years.  I really need one.  I have no idea how much they cost.  Probably too much.
– Shoes?  This one I know.  $100.   I got some nice walking sandals for that.

Saturday, April 7, 2018


Thursday I was feeling very down in the dumps.  It was several things all piled on top of each other, but I just had a very gloomy, grumpy day, so when Master took me upstairs and asked if I was ready to be used I may have looked a bit uncertain and definitely not happy or excited. 

He told me to go ahead and say "Red" so I could see how much he didn't care. 

Now, most normal people would find this upsetting, but it made me smile. 

I looked him in the eye and said "Red!"

His hand came down quick as anything and slapped me right on the naked boob.  

Yeah, I was ready then.  

Friday, April 6, 2018

Fit for Friday 10

3/30  11 carbs, 1 hour of walking and then later 20 minutes.

3/31  11 carbs,  1 hour of walking and then later 20 minutes.

4/1  8 carbs, 1 hour of walking

4/2 16 carbs,  25 minute walk

4/3  so much cake and pizza!   50 minutes of walking split into two

4/4  more cake.  Resistance to cake is low.  Three walks, though, totaling an hour and 20 minutes.

4/5  10 carbs, 15 minute walk

I lost 2 lbs this week!  Whoooo!

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

TMI Tuesday

1. Would you rather be the smartest or hottest man/woman in the room?

I'm going to pick hottest because I have no interest in being the smartest.  I love to listen to smart people talk about stuff that I know nothing about, then I can learn.  I'd enjoy that way more than standing around with a bunch of people less intelligent than me.
2. Do you get aroused by hearing the sexual moans and noises of others having sex, e.g., neighbors, people next door in hotel room?

Yes! That is such a turn on.  At Tryst we got to hear lots of sex noises, which was great.  It's best when they know you can hear and don't care.  It's only embarrassing if they don't realize you can hear them.

3. What are some small things that make your day better?

Coffee, kissing my Master good bye and hello, petting dogs, the kids showing me something neat, cuddling in bed before sleep.

4. It’s the night before Christmas and you hear footsteps on the roof — what do you do?

Flash the bat signal? I don't know.  It's probably squirrels.

5. What does your ideal Saturday morning look like?

Eating eclairs in a cafe in Paris with my Master after a night of hot sex.  Hey, I can dream.

6. What does your ideal Saturday night look like?

The sex part of the above answer.

Bonus: What is the craziest, most outrageous thing you want to achieve?

I want to shake hands with President Michelle Obama as she thanks me for my support.

Two Teens

Our youngest turns into a teenager today!  Good gracious, how did that happen?

I had baby dreams again.  I've been having dreams of babies.  This one was almost a toddler, who was an absolute mess of stickiness and I was trying to get her clean.  Also, there was a birthday party going on in my dream, and pure chaos it was.

Today we are having a snow day, and I don't have to tell you how happy it makes the kid to have SNOW DAY for his birthday.  We are expecting 6-12 inches.  In April.  This does not make ME excited.   

This is our front yard today.


Sunday, April 1, 2018

Wishes Vs. Reality

How I think Easter and April first should look:  

How it really looks here: 


Just a little update

I'm still doing the weight watchers program, and am down a total of 6 lbs, 4 of which of course were the first week.   I am fitting into...