So, I finally ordered a new Magic Wand vibrator. It's been a while since the old one broke and the one I bought as a replacement just isn't as powerful as a Hitachi.
The funniest thing about my purchase is the "Customers who bought this also bought" section on Amazon.
1. Nipple clamps. Yeah, baby.
2. Carbon filters for a dog drinking fountain (!!!!wth)
3. Book: A Medical Medium: Secrets Behind Chronic and Mystery Illness and How to Finally Heal (ok this one actually goes with a "massager".)
4. Kitty litter. Really? Buying a vibrator reminds people they need kitty litter?
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