Sunday, July 10, 2016

Dancing with a Pole

My random thoughts:

Don't give up your day job.  Wait, what day job?

Am I dancing on the beat?  I have no idea.  I hope so.  I better wiggle my butt more. 

OMG people are looking at me.

They are smiling.  Master is practically drooling. I guess I'm doing ok.

Smile! Look sexy!
 

Dammit, can I stop now? Does this song never end?

Oh, look, dollar bills!  I'm supposed to pick them up in some fancy way but I have no idea how.  I shall use my fingers.  

Now what do I do with them? Dance around with bills in my hands, that is a "no".  Ah, I will give them to Master, but he's trying to give me one too.  He wants me do take it with my boobs!  

I can do this. 
 
Smile! Try not to look terrified.  

I hope I'm not dripping on the stage.

What am I supposed to do with this pole?

Umm, wiggle ass? 

3 comments:

  1. haha that was funny to read. i bet it was an experience to remember huh?

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  2. I always saw an allure to pole dancing. It is a shame I am too much of a cluts. What a compliment that they enjoyed watching you!

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