My random thoughts:
Don't give up your day job.  Wait, what day job? 
Am I dancing on the beat?  I have no idea.  I hope so.  I better wiggle my butt more. 
OMG people are looking at me.
They are smiling.  Master is practically drooling. I guess I'm doing ok.
Smile! Look sexy!
 
Dammit, can I stop now? Does this song never end?
Oh, look, dollar bills!  I'm supposed to pick them up in some fancy way but I have no idea how.  I shall use my fingers.  
Now what do I do with them? Dance around with bills in my hands, that is a "no".  Ah, I will give them to Master, but he's trying to give me one too.  He wants me do take it with my boobs!  
I can do this. 
 
Smile! Try not to look terrified.  
I hope I'm not dripping on the stage.
What am I supposed to do with this pole?
Umm, wiggle ass?  
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haha that was funny to read. i bet it was an experience to remember huh?
ReplyDeleteI always saw an allure to pole dancing. It is a shame I am too much of a cluts. What a compliment that they enjoyed watching you!
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