Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Jingle Bells

I had Christmas carols with my paddling yesterday morning.

 How festive, right?

He made up this cute song:

Dashing through the snow,
In a one horse open sleigh,
Oh, what fun it is to beat
A nasty slut today!


He also sang me Adeste fidelis, in Latin, which did not hurt quite as much, and then strapped me across the back with his belt a whole bunch.   It was a very good day.   

4 comments:

  1. Christmas carols with the spanking... I love it!

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  2. That's awwwsome. You're married. Stay that way till.death, dear... yet, does Jesus think it's cool to put your sexual escapades online??? Nope.

    Decide whether the botha youse want Seventh-Heaven, Purgatory, or Hell. Hey, babe, I dont make the decision. YOU do. Jesus only ratifies it at your General Judgement.

    I know this is a lot to think about... yet, this is nthn compared to your everlasting eternity.

    God bless your indelible soul.
    Follow us...

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    1. Wow, Judgy McJudgeron, aren't we? So glad I am not a Christian.

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    2. Wow wow wow, we have an authentic biased Christian in our midst!
      kold...do you think Jesus approves of you reading sex blogs? Shame on you for passing judgement on another..what is it that the Bible says?
      Matthew 7:1 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it."
      Or does it simply make you feel better about yourself? You get to come on her blog and read it and wank off, then scorn her for your sin?

      Have at it elsewhere, dude.

      Signed: Thebluhue...aka...another chick who has an indelible soul. Thankfully.

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