My back has been hurting since yesterday, probably from too much standing around at the fun fair. Walking or sitting doesn't bother it but too much standing still does.
My Master said he wanted to do some gardening today, so I asked, mostly talking to myself, which job I could do in the garden with hurting my back.
"Cocksucking", he grinned at me.
Later on this evening we are going out to a play party. I'm really eager! I'm sure it will be good for my back.