Thursday, October 6, 2016

Because I Need This

Ten things I appreciate today:

1. Gummy vitamins.
2. Fall weather on a sunny day.
3. Dogs that are always happy.
4. Dorky jokes.
5. My friends are funny.
6. Having a really sore cunt.
7. The earth hasn't fallen into the sun yet.
8. Plucking hairs with tweezers (yes, I enjoy this, no judging).
9. Coffee.
10. Sausage biscuits.

9 comments:

  1. I love plucking. And Vacuuming. It's the instant gratification of watching it be gone!

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    1. I like vacuuming with my new machine, it's working for me.

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    1. I am not quite sure but I have been guessing that you're from over the pond from your posts. What you call biscuits we call cookies. When I hear sausage biscuits, I think of this:

      http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7DIav3PovY0/TTEMgjae3kI/AAAAAAAAB0k/f9jI6a5fZc8/s1600/IMG_0965.JPG

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    2. You take a biscuit, which is more like a scone than a cookie, but butteryier, and slice it in half and put a sausage patty inside.

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  3. #8 oh I'm judging. ;)
    My best friend likes it too, she also like popping pimples. Lol.

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  4. No, dear, you DO NOT need this; you need the Holy Spirit to pull youse outta this. Satan's fully enabled in botha youse, my brudda. Break-out. Riseabove. If you dont, the Warning's gonna come warning the whole world what we mortal's do is very offensive to God and you'll be asked to repent in SIX, WHOLE, WEEKS.

    Choose: what's to prevent U.S. from love making in Seventh-Heaven for eternity? Answer? Absolutely nothing.

    trustNjesus.
    Meet me Upstairs.
    Let's getta Big-Ol beer...
    gotta lotta tok bout.

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