I'm loving all the parody trailers that have been coming out, but this might be my favorite.
This morning I was in the shower with Master and was still quoting and laughing over this bit of the above clip:
Grey: "I exercise caffeine in all things".
Girl: "You must have to pee a lot."
Then Master motioned for me to kneel, and after he'd finished watering me copiously and everywhere I quipped:
"You must drink tea a lot".
I think I'm hilarious.
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