Thursday, February 22, 2018

RIP Hitachi

My Hitachi magic wand died two days ago.  My Master says I need a frequently buyers club for those vibrators because I burn them out so regularly.  Buy 10 and get the next one free!

Masturbating without it just seems like too much work.   I ordered a new one right away.  But it's not here yet.  Sadness.

 

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