My Hitachi magic wand died two days ago. My Master says I need a frequently buyers club for those vibrators because I burn them out so regularly. Buy 10 and get the next one free!
Masturbating without it just seems like too much work. I ordered a new one right away. But it's not here yet. Sadness.
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