The other day I was mowing the pasture, because sheep don't like tall weeds and thistles, wearing my ear muff style ear protection like I'm required by Master... and I feel a tickle on my ear.
My hair sure tickles today, I think. How weird that it is blowing around in there. But I keep mowing for another 20 minutes or so until the tickle gets too annoying and I start to think,
"What IS that in there?"
"Maybe that is not just my hair?"
What I did NOT expect was to find that a giant daddly long legs had been cuddling up to my ear the whole time!
This was WAY too close for comfort for something with that many legs. I scooped him out, threw him... somewhere... and put the ear muffs back on.
Gotta love nature, huh? Next time I'm looking inside those things before I put them on.
And as Master said "At least it wasn't a wasp."
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