We were in the shower, with me facing away from the nozzle, when he ordered me to kneel and wash him.
I dropped down like a shot- straight on to the faucet with my butt! I howled in pain, and then, still in the grip of endorphins from earlier, started laughing about "breaking my butt".
It turned out I gave myself a bigger bruise just between the cheeks, than anything he did to me earlier that day!
Next time I'm looking first!
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Oh No! I did the same thing in reverse once. I was kneeling in the shower and stood up quickly. My lower back hit the faucet and it took a lot of skin with it. I had a huge cut for a couple of weeks along with a big bruise. I was miserable! Now all kneeling is done at the other end of the shower. :)
ReplyDeleteI hope your bruise goes away quickly!
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