He was squeezing my ouchie places. He said he was being nice by not squeezing the even more ouchie places on the other side.
"I wouldn't be that mean to you", he tells me.
I might have rolled my eyes. And possibly snorted in a lady like manner.
Several seconds of torture of the really ouchie places later:
"Now, what were you saying about me being mean to you?"
"You're always nice to me, Master."
"Yeah. And don't you forget it," he says.
Then adds "Or I'll beat the shit out of you".
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lol! I often tell him 'oh you're so GOOD to me!' usually after he's done something really commendably mean!
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