After I kissed his hand and thanked him, Master set the cane and paddle on the nightstand and walked away from me. Over his shoulder he tossed back:
"And now you have become a statistic. One of the women beaten by their husbands on Super Bowl Sunday".
Then he added:
"And if the Packers don't win, there will be a LOT more of that for you!"
He has the worst jokes. I'm still laughing.
Sunday, February 1, 2015
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Aren't you glad the Seahawks threw that last pass instead of running the ball. LOL
ReplyDeleteI know nothing about football. :) :)
ReplyDeleteSince the Pat's won, looks like you'll be having more of that :-)
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