Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Surprise!

The other night, Sunday I think it was, I thought he was going to do a little knife play- he had something hidden behind his back, and he had that look, but he whipped out a toilet plunger mini instead and he plunged my butt with it (the suction cup end- squoosh squoosh squoosh, not the stick end).

Note: this was a clean one, never been used on toilets.

Then he got out the machete, when we were done laughing.

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