Saturday, February 4, 2017

Master Has Given Dobby A Sock

He called me over to him this morning and ordered me "Say 'Master has given Dobby a sock; Dobby is a free house elf now.'"

I dutifully repeated those words. 

He punched me right in the arm.   Sock!  And then punched me in the butt. 

"There you go, two socks."

He is hilarious.

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