Master and I were out walking and playing Pokemon Go today and he said he got a Pichu with hat and sunglasses from his latest egg hatch.
I was nearly swooning over the cuteness of little Pichu (I didn't have one yet) and told him it was because "God loves you".
He said "Yep, I have been good and pure and kind up to now, and that
is why she showers me with sluts." Off the topic of Pokemon and back to