I decided my Master is indeed a sadist today.
See, I didn't want to have our second child's birthday end up being April Fool's day, just for the child's sake, ya know? But I went into labor that day. He wasn't actually born until April 3, which meant a whole lot of extra pain for me.
Master thinks this is the greatest April Fool's joke on me ever and was just laughing uproariously at that last night.
Who else but a sadist could laugh at 3 days of hard labor as a joke? Even in retrospect.