Tuesday, December 22, 2015

How To Be Super Sexy, by me

Me:  I feel weak.

Master: You know what would make you feel better?

Me: A donut?

Master:  No. Clipping my toenails.

A few minutes later, pedicure accomplished, I lowered my head to kiss his feet, as one does.  I did not consider the trash can I'd been using for the clippings.  The trash can that was sitting right there with half a broken plastic coat hanger sticking out of it at an angle.  When I lowered my head my hair brushed up against the hanger, and using its amazing powers of tangle, my hair hung on to it with a death grip.

Master looked down at me.

I looked up at him as the broken coat hanger dangled off the side of my head like festively deranged antlers on Bride of Frankenstein.  

He laughed; I laughed.

Yup, that is how it's done.  All the sexy here. 


  1. LOL <3 this. A sense of humor, and the ability to relax and laugh at one's self (and Christmasey Antlered Slave Girls) is super sexy.

  2. I do enjoy reading about absurd things happening to people other than me…! ;-)


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