Monday, December 14, 2015


Master was caning me, and it was quite painful, which makes me laugh.  I know it sounds horrible, but it actually happens to quite a few masochists I know.  I have no idea why, endorphins or something.

 Master started encouraging me with this routine:

"Do find something amusing about my fwiend in Wome?"

"No, Master", with stifled giggles.

"My fwiend, Biggus Dickus"?  

More laughing.  Harder caning.

"He has a wife you know."

"Do you want to know her name?"

Stifled giggles.  Dancing feet.  Another hard whack with the cane.

"She's called Incontinentia.  

Incontinentia Buttocks".   

I'm dying!


  1. OH my....He is one funny
    hugs abby

    It is even more fun if you try hard not to laugh.

  3. Love the Pythons. Hard not to laugh.


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