Watching "How I Met Your Mother", I got this idea. I turned to Master and said playfully,
"Let's fight so we can have make-up sex!"
He said "Shut up, cunt, and behave yourself."
I looked down, "Yes, Master."
Then he said "You're not doing it right, where is the fight?"
I just snuggled up to his shoulder and smiled at him. I guess I'm not that interested in make-up sex after all.
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Oh ancilla! This is hilarious!
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Oh, i snorted coke through my nose, this is so funny!
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