We were joking the other day about what "house elf play" would be like. I think I would definitely be Winkie (the house elf in Harry Potter who dreads freedom) rather than Dobby (the one who tricks his cruel Master into freeing him- giving a house elf clothing frees them magically).
Master said it would look like this:
Winkie says "Oh look, Master has given Winkie a used condom. Winkie doesn't know if this counts as clothes or not?"
(It doesn't.)
And here I was thinking "house elf play" sounded like I could get all the chores done magically without effort.
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You can come and be my house elf if you want :)
ReplyDeleteI love HP, but dunno if I could get into this, funny or not. Though, I can see the slave appeal!
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