We were joking the other day about what "house elf play" would be like. I think I would definitely be Winkie (the house elf in Harry Potter who dreads freedom) rather than Dobby (the one who tricks his cruel Master into freeing him- giving a house elf clothing frees them magically).
Master said it would look like this:
Winkie says "Oh look, Master has given Winkie a used condom. Winkie doesn't know if this counts as clothes or not?"
And here I was thinking "house elf play" sounded like I could get all the chores done magically without effort.