Saturday, September 19, 2015

Maths and Caning

It is totally not fair to expect math problems to be solved under the impact of caning.  

Which I suppose is why it is fun for him.

I was doing ok on simple multiplication, only missing one, but when he got to algebra I was screwed.  

Heh.

And then he wanted me to get up and make breakfast, but he kept whacking me with the great big stick.  My body was all limp.

  Just a few more minutes of lying down?
 
"Slave, get up and make breakfast or I will beat you!"

Whack whack!

"Ummmm?"

"Food!" Whack whack!

Ok, I'm going.  But he does need to work on his incentives.

 

 
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3 comments:

  1. abbySeptember 19, 2015 at 12:08 PM

    Reading this made me laugh..obviously He was not all that hungry for eggs or cereal or bacon or toast or oatmeal or pancakes or....
    hugs abby

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    1. ancilla_ksstSeptember 19, 2015 at 3:18 PM

      I left out the part where he was chanting in time with each stroke of the cane "Waffles, biscuits, pancakes, waffles, biscuits, pancakes, waffles..."

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  2. SiminaSeptember 20, 2015 at 1:50 PM

    I took 3 levels of algebra, and fuck me if I could do any of it now.

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