Saturday, September 19, 2015

Maths and Caning

It is totally not fair to expect math problems to be solved under the impact of caning.  

Which I suppose is why it is fun for him.

I was doing ok on simple multiplication, only missing one, but when he got to algebra I was screwed.  


And then he wanted me to get up and make breakfast, but he kept whacking me with the great big stick.  My body was all limp.

  Just a few more minutes of lying down?
"Slave, get up and make breakfast or I will beat you!"

Whack whack!


"Food!" Whack whack!

Ok, I'm going.  But he does need to work on his incentives.




  1. Reading this made me laugh..obviously He was not all that hungry for eggs or cereal or bacon or toast or oatmeal or pancakes or....
    hugs abby

    1. I left out the part where he was chanting in time with each stroke of the cane "Waffles, biscuits, pancakes, waffles, biscuits, pancakes, waffles..."

  2. I took 3 levels of algebra, and fuck me if I could do any of it now.


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