Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Defend Yourself

Master, to me: Get over here. Bend over that couch.
(whacks me with nerf sword)
Master: Stand up, slave girl. (Hands me another nerf sword). Defend yourself.
Me: (staggering slightly after my one and a half beers): I have to go pee!
Master: You can't go to the bathroom unless you can get past me! Defend yourself.
fierce battle ensues
Me: I cut off your arm!
Master: (still whacking with his missing arm) I cut off your ass!
I made it to the toilet.
Master: Come!
Arrrrrrrrgh!

(We aren't always all serious and stuff). 

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