Thursday, November 12, 2015

His New Favorite Joke

Him: What's the difference between pink and purple?

Me:   I don't know, what?

What happens then: I get my boob squeezed really, really hard. 

-----------------------------------------
 The second time around:

 Him: What's the difference between pink and purple?

Me: I already heard that one.

Him:  Hmmm.

 ----------------------------

 The third time around:

 Him: What's the difference between pink and purple?

Me:   I don't know, what?

..................


What can I say, I'm a masochist.
 
 
-

3 comments:

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

It's been three years

  It's been three years, which seems both like a lifetime and a blink of an eye.  I still feel the heavy weight of the unfairness that a...

  • . You Never Know When They Will Catch Up To You
      I just made what would have been a hilarious joke on social media, if only the one other person who would get it would have been around to...
  • Clicker Training for Slaves
    I've been into clicker training for many years, as a dog training method.  It was begun by Karen Pryor as a way to train dolphins more h...
  • Hustlin and Hustlin
    A lot of people have had to start their life over when the world ended on them in one way or another.  A lot have had the crash hit worse th...