Thursday, November 12, 2015

His New Favorite Joke

Him: What's the difference between pink and purple?

Me:   I don't know, what?

What happens then: I get my boob squeezed really, really hard. 

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 The second time around:

 Him: What's the difference between pink and purple?

Me: I already heard that one.

Him:  Hmmm.

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 The third time around:

 Him: What's the difference between pink and purple?

Me:   I don't know, what?

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What can I say, I'm a masochist.
 
 

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