Because some things need music:
Mathematical Pi song
Today we went to work and there was pie. Someone had brought me a belated birthday pie. It was apple, which I love.
The thing is, about two weeks ago I happened to mention that I wanted to lose 10 lbs. The next morning Master said first thing, bright and shiny in the morning "We're going on a diet". Since then I have given up sweets, chocolate, bread and most carbs. He also decided that anything that came out of our garden was ok for the diet, so we're eating a lot of vegetables, and meat and cheese. Last night we walked a little more than two miles and he made me jog. Jog! I tell you! This is not what I signed up for. I have lost about 4 lbs.though, which is exciting.
So the pie was sitting there taunting me all day. At lunch I asked Master if I could have pie. No, guess not. But then just to be a big meanie he starts whispering "Pie, pie, pie" to me and one of the people at work asked him if I wasn't going to eat any. No, we're on a sugar free diet, he says. And continues to whisper "Pie, pie, pie" at me whenever I'm close enough to hear him. Evil, evil man.