I just want to say that a belt wraparound shot to the nipple fucking hurts.
We had a glorious day today. However, it still hurts. And he keeps pinching it, saying "Is this the sore one?" And when I shriek or whimper he has one thing to say "Suffer, bitch". This is the punchline from a joke about a monkey and an elephant. It's starting to not be my favorite joke so much anymore.