I have a fun little story. Because I'm bored and don't feel like dusting.
So Master has this new ritual I mentioned before, where I'm supposed to tell him every night how he could do better, how he could be a better Master. I have this awesome license and opportunity for grievances. And a huge responsibility, because what if I tell him something and I'm wrong?
However, there is one huge but, and not just on my seat. But what if he doesn't like my feedback/ideas? Then what?
This time I said "The rules seem awfully lax and wobbly this weekend, and it is giving me anxiety".
And he said "This better not be about the damn salad again."
Ok, it actually was going to be about the salad, but I quickly thought of another example and told him that instead. And he said the rules were relaxed because he thought I looked sick, and he was sick, and the kids were sick, (he didn't feel like having salad anyway), and I better just deal with some floppy rules relaxation and lack of orders/follow through sometimes because that is life.
And quit worrying about the stupid salad.
Ok, so I put salad completely out of my mind and went to sleep, only to wake up at 5:00 am, before his alarm went off, worrying about salad making and whether I was supposed to be a mind reader now.
Again I reminded myself that beating me up is his job, and I'm not allowed to do it, even internally, and I put salad out of my mind again. Completely. So completely that I'll probably forget to make it again.
Seriously though. "Make salad every night for a first course." How hard is that to follow, remember and do? Should be easy, right? I'm going to get off my hamster wheel once again now and just enjoy this nice sunny day.
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