Friday, January 25, 2013

Small mysteries

-  When/how did I get these bruises? 
-  How does someone think they are going to have babies by having anal sex?  Go back to Sex Ed 101.  
-  What is that blue stuff on my robe?  (turned out to be laundry detergent)
-   Who knew that being whipped on the soles of the feet could hurt like that?
-   Is wanting to be M/s really such an odd thing to the average kinky person? 

2 comments:

  1. When you have the answers let me know lol

    x

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  2. You know one read the title as small miseries... and the sole whipping certainly comes under that heading surely?

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