Lying in bed, just getting a bit frisky, I ask Master:
"What would you like me to do?"
"Bring me Uma Thurman", he says.
I think a split second, slightly cross, then with a bright idea, bounce out of bed, and fetch this:
Uma
"Here she is Master".
Hahhahaha. So funny until she gets me in the ass.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
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This made me chuckle, quickthinking on your part lol
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