Monday, September 29, 2014

One of Two

I'm one of Master's two best bitches.  He tells me so.
 
And I'm not jealous at all because the other one is a dog.   

Her name is Pepper.

5 comments:

  1. Most of the time you are number 1, most of the time.
    DM

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  2. lmao...well you have to come number one most of the time....you give him things the dog doesnt!

    x

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  3. You know, I feel quite odd and a little silly sitting at Master's feet resting my head on his knee when the dog is doing the exact same thing. And she keeps snuffling my face. It is hard to feel sexy then.

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  4. Love this.

    Sir says I have two males to whom I submit.

    One of them is a cat, haha.

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