Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Union Appears to Exclude Slaves

For all the submissives out there, I have found it:  The Union.

 Daily Flogger article

 In addition, it reports that your "gift of submission" (GOS) has a minimum value, for tax purposes, of $120,314.56.

 Slaves, of course, are excluded from the Submissives Union.
Submission is a gift. Everyone knows that.Gifts are taxable, and therefore have a real value. The aim of Submissives Unionized for Better Service (SUBS) is to finally place a dollar value on the “gift” of submission. We are working with our team of lawyers and accountants to finalize a hard number. Early calculations suggest that the Gift of Submission (GoS) has a minimum value of $120,314.56. - See more at: http://www.thedailyflogger.com/submissives-unionize-submission-declared-gift/#sthash.hjXWP9Ho.dpuf
Submission is a gift. Everyone knows that.Gifts are taxable, and therefore have a real value. The aim of Submissives Unionized for Better Service (SUBS) is to finally place a dollar value on the “gift” of submission. We are working with our team of lawyers and accountants to finalize a hard number. Early calculations suggest that the Gift of Submission (GoS) has a minimum value of $120,314.56. - See more at: http://www.thedailyflogger.com/submissives-unionize-submission-declared-gift/#sthash.hjXWP9Ho.dpuf
Submission is a gift. Everyone knows that.Gifts are taxable, and therefore have a real value. The aim of Submissives Unionized for Better Service (SUBS) is to finally place a dollar value on the “gift” of submission. We are working with our team of lawyers and accountants to finalize a hard number. Early calculations suggest that the Gift of Submission (GoS) has a minimum value of $120,314.56. - See more at: http://www.thedailyflogger.com/submissives-unionize-submission-declared-gift/#sthash.hjXWP9Ho.dpuf
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6 comments:

  1. UnknownApril 9, 2014 at 1:20 PM

    hmmm, now the question is can i add this to my imaginary salary for being a stay-at-home mom? lol

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  2. toriApril 9, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    this made me choke on my coffee lol, coz i was laughing as i was reading the article....who comes up with this shit!

    but then i dont follow the idea of submission being a gift.

    x

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    1. UnknownApril 10, 2014 at 8:55 AM

      I'd like to see someone try to file this on their tax return. And the look on the auditors face that has to review it, lol.

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  3. ancilla_ksstApril 10, 2014 at 9:01 AM

    The IRS isn't known for their sense of humor. I wanted to put under "occupation" on ours- "slave" but Master wouldn't let me. One year, when we had a lot of sheep, I put "shepherdess".

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  4. SirQsmlbApril 10, 2014 at 1:08 PM

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sadly, I just spit out my water! YIKES.

    That is just so freaking funny!

    hugs,
    fiona

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