Anal beads should be removed slowly, one at at time, for maximal pleasure. I'm just saying.
Master was done with me, and as he was getting up, he ripped them out of my ass in one swift pull. He quipped:
"We call that starting the chainsaw".
A second later we heard a loud "RRRRRRRRrrrrr" noise.
Starting the chainsaw? Really?
Now we get to the limb lopping, evidently.
No, not really.
The noise came from the Hitachi. The vibrator had been tossed to the side earlier and when he stepped down out of bed he must have toed the switch, bringing it to life rattling loudly against the wood floor.
We were laughing long and hard over that one.
Starting the chainsaw!