I was coloring my Scottie page using some creative license. Yes, I have a coloring book, it's for stress or whatever. Anyway, coloring is fun.
So I told Master that the Scottish eagle was now carrying red, white and blue fletched arrows because he ripped off the American eagle. (I think he really did, but I guess I can forgive a coloring book not being terribly accurate).
Master said that was naughty. Then in a pretty good Scottish accent he told me,
"Ya better watch oot or I'll lift yer wee kilt and spank ye. With a haggis."
I was laughing fit to die after that one.
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