He bent me over the couch and spanked me with the fireplace shovel. Now he's calling me "sooty butt".
PS. It was another good night, full of the rapey goodness. My ass is perpetually sore.
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"Sooty Butt". lolol Love it!
ReplyDeleteSeems like there's a dirty Cinderella joke in there somewhere, but damned if I can think of it.