Because I can't keep my mouth closed.
I asked Master this morning "Did you really mean to hit me in the ears with the belt last night?"
He looked at me flat out astonished and said "Well, yeah...". Then proceeded to demonstrate aiming with the belt (snapping like a twisted towel, not the more lenient flat slapping) until he was convinced that I understood. Now I'm sitting tenderly again, and not just because Thursday is once again officially ass sex day.
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