Sunday morning we went to a bookstore and out for lunch. I was wearing a sundress and when it got windy and the dress started blowing around I said to Master,
"I hope the wind doesn't blow my skirt up".
He asked, "Why, aren't you wearing panties?"
I said I was, but the backs of my thighs are all purple and red.
He said, "Don't worry, if anyone sees and comments I'll just tell them that the slut deserved it".