It's not my fault I'm constantly horny. At least that is what I tell myself. It's him. It's his teasing that does it.
I was sitting here by the computer last night and he walked past and just reached out and pinched my nipple. I looked up at him, sighed, moaned, stretched against him. He said "You're so cute when you're desperately horny." And then he went off to bed by himself and fell asleep.
Whine.
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